'I don't own a car': Karen accuses guy of parking too close to her car in a truck that isn't his

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    I never said it was my truck I live in a city & to save money I don't own a car. Sometimes it's inconvenient but mostly the subway & buses get me where I need to go. For groceries there's a big grocery chain just a few blocks away. So, I'm leaving the grocery one day, a bag in my arm and another in a small backpack. I'm walking through the parking lot on the way home and this lady steps out in front of me and starts yelling that I parked my truck too close to her car.
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    I look next to her and this little orange hatchback is parked with the driver side right up against the white line. Next to it is a large white pick up with its passenger side also right up against the white line. Each vehicle was within its proper spot but with little more than the width of the line painted on the pavement separating them. As I'm looking at the situation and trying to figure out what's going on. This women is yelling at me calling me a short little sh*t and demanding I move "my
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    Now I know I'm short, I've been teased about it enough. No big deal. I'm also aware when some bully is having a tough day and wants to abuse someone, they don't tend to challenge the biggest dude around. They pick someone who looks easier to abuse. Still, every now and then I don't have the patience for such nonsense. I decided to push back. I know it wasn't my truck but I wasn't going to tell her that. So I said "I'll park however I like and I'm not moving that truck". She kept yelling and mock
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    Anyhow, while this is happing a dude walks past us, tosses something in the back of the truck, climbs in and starts to pull out. She does a double take and seems lost for words. As the truck pulls away I say "I never said it was my truck". Then I continue on my way through the parking lot, headed home.
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    StandOut LikeDogBalls 1 day ago It's a story she won't tell others. ↑ 977 Reply Share King Scooter. 1 day ago She will absolutely tell others this story... her version of it. 376 Reply Share
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    imgg77. 1 day ago This reminds me of a scene from one of the Pink Panther films with Peter Sellers. He's checking into a hotel and looks at a dog sitting next to the counter and asks the guy behind the counter, "does your dog bite?" Counter guys says, no. He reaches down to pet the dog and the dog nearly takes off his hand. Sellers says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" THAT, is not my dog. ΝΤΑ 293 Reply Share
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    vyse1800 1 day ago I'll park however I like and I'm not moving that truck Imfao. thank you for my first laugh of the new year. 291 Reply Share M1lud 1 day ago Not a lie. 36 Reply Share
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    CoderJoe1 1 day ago She was parking at the wrong person Reply Share 249 velvetsmokes · 1 day ago She was parking up the wrong tree Reply Share 115 idahowoodworker. 1 day ago Her park was worse than her bite 47 Reply Share
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    Ollehyas 1 day ago I'm short, I've been teased about it enough. No big deal I see what you did there 37 Reply Share
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    uxorial 1 day ago You are my hero. The truck owner owes you a beverage of choice. 14 Reply Share
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    Takssista 21 hr. ago Was expecting her to scratch or damage the truck and then having to face the real owner... 6 Reply Share

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